flockdraw.com is a collaborative drawing website thats done in real time. its a real time waster and a total junk creator. aka fun work distraction.
at my work we work on these things anon style, so we have no idea who else is on there , you can just see their cursors moving.
not sure why this makes me so happy , maybe because it reminds me of the scene in raiders of the lost ark – where the nazi’s eyeballs roll down his melting face.
be a nice time lapse i imagine.
alas yet another humira injection video. sadly i’m on course to make these every two weeks for ….?
i dunno, the rest of my life ?
Fuck “free candy” rape vans !!!
This is the new shit, kiddies beware!
The only thing that would make this tower of cotton candy any more creepy is if there was a penis sticking out.
This is truly for molesters on a shoestring.
These little stingers hurt. Its a spring loaded needle full of pain.
I’m going to try to keep videoing these and post them as i go.
This one was taken on the williamsburg bridge in New York.
(i kinda like how my still camera takes the worst videos.
Panasonic Lumix LX2
New york was great as always. My buddy bob’s new place is pretty nice. its on N8th st and Havamyer, in Wiliamsberg (sp? my spell check dont like that spelling) i used a humiera pen on the williamsberg bridge. I’ll post the video in the next couple days along with a couple pictures. the flight home is already way better than the flight to NY. again a window seat but the guy next to me this time is about 1/2 the size of the guy on my flight to Ny. also his wife is on the isle so naturally hes leaning towards her. she does however sleep with her mouth open, which i find quite weird but i sometimes sleep with my eyes a little bity bit open. so whatever.
fuck – i tried to rotate my lappy and get a snap of my neighbor with photobooth as he dozed, but as the counter came to 2 he starts waking up. last thing i want is for this guy to get gnarley with me because i’m trying to do weird stuff.
This picture has nothing to do with my flight to NY, buut I’m kinda wedged into a seat right by the crapper. I have a stomach ache right over Dubukue Iowa. Coincidence ? i think not.
I’m flying virgin america for the obvious reasons. SFO to JFK. One of the thing i like about this air lines is that you can buy anything on demand via the entertainment system. Sammy whenever you want it, need another diet coke fatty (p.s. stop molesting my arm space (I own it)) eat when you want to, just order it. the wifi is legit too, 12 bucks legit.
fat neighbor invading my arm space making it very hard to type.
Boooring
I just want to jump outta the truck and drink a beer and light a huge bonfire and put on some tunes and maybe fight a motherfucker, who knows I may just blow something up, while i drunkenly play with my kids and guns and motorcycles.
its my right as a proud American citizen, with the birth certificate to prove it ! sorry my freedom offends you hussein obama .
I didnt come up here for a gotcha eye exam or some kinda socialist reading test.
The new auto-tune featuring T-Pain. I wonder how long until Katie Coup (baby boop) guests.
its impossible to live up to the genius of the first 6 of the series, but i still like these.
call it the jenga effect, at some point all beautiful towers collapse.
sure, they are our servants now….
p.s. i ordered snow leopard from apple. com and it will be arriving here friday.
Boo-ya sucka !
There is something insanely satisfying about this scene although i’m not sure which jerks to hate more, the motorcycle pigs or the ferrari douche.
This looks like the beginning of a gay porn beautiful friendship.
I think so.
Take a looky at what i found while i was at lunch and strolled into the Burlington Coat Factory (don’t go there by the way, it sucks, dont even go as a joke).
I don’t know but this shit seems as bad as Ghettopoly, looks like a 50’s style little sambo with gold teeth.
You know the kinda shit Fonzie and Potsey would’ve loved (they were 50’s right ?)
Sit on it chocolate !
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!
important detail
say it aint so.
Omegle.com is a service where you randomly and anonymously get thrust into a chat with some rando person.
according to wikipedia Omegle was created by 18-year old Leif K-Brooks of vermont.
well done junior, you’ve wasted 35 minutes of my life. you damn knob job, go smoke weed and skate outside a 7-11 until you get chased away!
it seems like the omegle chats that i’ve been privy to tend to go like this …….
You: whats up?
Stranger: my goat just died.
You: thats sucks
You: i love birria though
You: which is goat soup
You: you can have some of that now
Stranger: YOUU KIL;ED MY GOAT!!!!!
You: no, it wasnt me,
Stranger: YOU YOUY OUYOU.. GOAT KILLER.
You: dont be a douche
Stranger: ):
You: if you can help it. listen buddy
You: im going to give you three guesses as to what the hell is going on
You: ready?
Stranger: huh.
Stranger: ya
You: ok go
Stranger: just tell my goat.
You: EPIC FAIL
You: one down
You: next
Stranger: goat.
You: TWO DOWN
Stranger: CHESSEE CURDS!
You: you ever heard a fog horn?
You: BOOOOOORING
You have disconnected
Then if you’re taylor, your omegle chats look like this :
(side note, how the hell does omegle know whos a convicted pedophile? awesome and scary)
or this :
Stranger: im a female looking for a male to exchange nudes with.
You: well you’ve got the right person.
You: you first.
You: i’m a male looking to get hella freaky with some dirty pictures of an awesome female.
You: so let’s do this.
You: joggydusk@gmail.com
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: what the hell is “msn”?
Stranger: its a messenger
Stranger: what about aim?
You: aim at what?
Stranger: lmao. theyre messengers!
You: oh, dang. i guess i’m behind.
You: all i have is my gmail account.
Stranger: …how old are you?
You: 24.
Stranger: im 17, nvm!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
right as soon as the very first rumors of the the king of pops death were coming out of southern california,
internet news sources were unsure to exactly what was happening. Google news was picking up a lot of weird stuff which kept changing constantly. see screenshots.
Show love to your system administrator today !!!
Gift ideas :
cake (classic!)
hand job
bouncy ball
lunch
